"PEANUT: It would be cool if dinosaurs spoke Human….and didn’t want to eat people. #StuffMyKidSays"
— March 24, 2013
"PEANUT: Oscar (the dog) jumped on me in bed. I told him to get off but he didn’t cooperate because he doesn’t understand Human. #StuffMyKidSays"
— March 24, 2013
"[Talking about Matt Sundin TML] PEANUT: What is retire? THE HUBS: It means he stopped playing. PEANUT: Oh. Was he winning all the time and it wasn’t fair? #StuffMyKidSays"
— March 23, 2013
"PEANUT: Why don’t the Blue Jays play hockey? ME: Because they play baseball. PEANUT: Oh. Did they not sign up in time? #StuffMyKidSays"
— March 23, 2013
"PEANUT: [playing with my ring] With this ring…I be bread.
#StuffMyKidSays
His future wife or husband will need a sense of humour. :P"
— March 20, 2013
"PEANUT: Did you know there are lots of words we don’t know yet?
ME: Like what?
PEANUT: Chinese ones.
#StuffMyKidSays"
— March 20, 2013
"PEANUT: I’m making a movie about pirates fighting a dragon. Wanna watch?
ME: Sure. When you put pants on.
PEANUT: Right!
#StuffMyKidSays"
— March 20, 2013
"PEANUT: I can’t hear! ME: [watching a video] I’m sorry. PEANUT: Don’t be sorry Mama. I always still love you. #StuffMyKidSays #Love5YODStyle"
— March 30, 2013
"ME: I will pick you up tonight.
PEANUT: Mama, you sre my most precious of my life."
— March 1, 2013
"PEANUT: Tomorrow I hope Rainbow candy shoots out my belly button. #StuffMyKidSays. #Skittles"
— Feb 2, 2013
"PEANUT: I hate Pirates. They steal our gold. Kidnap us. Steal our gold. #StuffMyKidSays. Note to self. Check boys room for gold."
— Feb 2 2013
"[request for blueberries]
ME: What’s the magic word?
BEAN: The magic word is…*head scratch*…blueberries!"
— Jan 25, 2013
"PEANUT: This summer I’m going to surf on an alligator."
— Jan 25, 2013
"PEANUT: These are the years I take care of my parents."
— Nov 28, 2012
"PEANUT: Sheepy misses Girraffy when I’m at school. His head points down and he cries tears all over my lunch box."
— Nov 28, 2012